Man, losing your phone sucks balls, sorry no one's been able to contact me. But I found it...it fell inside the couch.

Not like inbetween the cushions...infreakingside the couch, there was a hole in the lining and it slipped through.

Also been in a bit of a malaise(http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/malaise) , but I won't go into that because I'm sure no one want's to hear it. Suffice to say I've been doing better in the last week.

And because I think this is pretty cool

http://suevenirz.ytmnd.com/

Edit: I shudder to think how many voicemails I'm going to have.

So, this is my first entry from my brand fucking new laptop.

I'm very excited.

Top 5 reasons Xanga lock is lame.

5. it's pointless

4. what exactly are you keeping "locked"

3. seriously...what could you POSSIBLY be keeping private?

2. even the name is lame

and the number one and by far most important reason.

1. forces me to log on

another offshoot of SA.

"dammmm...how da fuk u fukin ghost ride a fukin whip wen its fukin goin & shit but dat shit waz tight as fuk "

If you're not acquainted with it.  http://www.somethingawful.com

The Japanese are a strange people.

http://frank.kir.jp/eng/